Patients in real life
Paramedicgifs: Is he always like this?
Patient’s brother: No! He just found some pills on the floor and took them!

When patients delay on scene
They’ve called an emergency ambulance but still have to brush their teeth, gather clothes, change outfit three times, do their hair and makeup, use the toilet, make a few phone calls, water the flowers and have a quick chat to the next door neighbour.








